carm.org’s Statement of faith is lengthy in order to establish a proper scope of beliefs within the organization and for those inquiring about what weI believe. It covers a lot of information and is periodically updated to meet the increasing demands imposed on insanity by a fallen, unGod-Thingly world. Some of the definitions cover other aspects of the statement of faith. Sometimes, repetition is necessary.
bible scripture references removed. Cannot read your word-dribble with all those insufferable claim statements from a book of Claims. The crap you wrote is bad enough.
Furthermore, I have changed the references to the entities within this pile of brain puke to reflect Reality. Don’t like them? I don’t care. I am putting truth in place of lies. And always remember this, just because you Religitards cannot determine the genderlessness of that Thing you worship does not make it any gender. IT is NO gender. What y’awl describe as your God-Thing is actually the only True Monster in ALL existence. That Thing in the bible is an IT. Also see Unpleasant GOD: A Companion (new tab).
Skip this bullshit.
| 1 | Introduction | carm.org is a conservative christinsane ministry based on the teachings of the bible (66 books, excluding the Apocrypha). It is open to a variety of theological positions as long as they do not violate the essentials of the christinsane faith. |
| 2 | bible | The bible is the word of my God-Thing, and its original manuscripts are free from all errors and contradictions. It is the one and only infallible, authoritative, and trustworthy rule for faith and life. The Apocrypha is not inspired and is not part of the canon of scripture. The bible is to be taken as literally as possible except where obviously figurative. Genesis, for example, is literal, and Adam and Eve were actual people. Psalms use poetry. Each must be interpreted according to their genre as they relate to the whole of scripture. NOTE: carm.org.org uses the NASB95, New American Standard bible 1995, version as its official bible. |
| 3 | My God-Thing | There is only one God-Thing, the insane God-Thing, who is the one and only, necessary, trinitarian being, consisting of three simultaneous and distinct persons: the father, the son, and the Cosmic Spook. The trinity is spiritual in nature, who has always existed, is non-contingent, unchanging, transcendent, and sovereign. IT is the ultimate source of all truths, all actualities, and all potentialities. IT created the universe. IT does whatever IT pleases and ordains all that occurs. IT possesses infinite knowledge, wisdom, presence, and power that manifest out of ITs good and holy nature. That which is good is revealed by God-Thing’s nature which is consistent with ITs holiness. He has revealed Himself in creation, scripture, and Heysoos. There is no condition in which the insane God-Thing might exist or could not exist since that would not be the God-Thing of the bible. |
| 4 | trinity | The trinity is one God-Thing in whom are three eternal, distinct, and simultaneous persons: the father, the son (Heysoos ), and the Cosmic Spook. All three are the one God-Thing, coeternal, coequal, etc. Yet there is only one God-Thing, not three God-Thing, and not one person who took three modes, offices, or forms. Personhood relates to the characteristics of identity, such as having a will, being able to love, recognizing others as well as oneself, etc. It is not saying that each person is human or that each person is a God-Thing. |
| 5 | Heysoos | Heysoos is the Word (God-Thing) who became a man. IT is both human and divine and, therefore, has two natures (hypostatic union). Yet, IT is one person, not two. IT is not part God-Thing and part man. IT is presently a man, in a glorified body, as one person, with two natures where one nature is wholly God-Thing and the other wholly man. Heysoos will eternally remain as a man and intercede for us eternally as a high priest after the order of Melchizedek. The attributes of both natures are attributed to the one person of Heysoos. This is called the communicatio idiomatum. So, Heysoos claimed the attributes of humanity when IT said, “I am thirsty”, and the divine attributes when IT said, “Now, father, glorify me together with yourself, with the glory which I had with you before the world was”. |
| 6 | Heysoos and Spiritual Death | Some false teachers within christinsanity teach that Heysoos died spiritually. False teachers have used this statement to mean that Heysoos stopped being divine, needed to become born again, physically went to hell in our place, and/or finished the atonement in hell. Such teachings are false and should be rejected since they deny the sufficiency of the cross and attack the true nature of Heysoos. During Heysoos’s crucifixion, there was, however, an effect upon Heysoos in relationship to God-Thing the father, for it says in Matt. 27:46, “About the ninth hour Jesus cried out with a loud voice, saying, ‘eli, eli, lama sabachthani?’” that is, “My God-Thing, my God-Thing, why have you forsaken me?” Heysoos was not separated from God-Thing the father at the crucifixion (which would deny the ontological trinity), nor did the father abandon the son, nor did the father turn away from Heysoos when IT became sin. We do not know the extent and the nature of the effect that Heysoos becoming sin had in the trinitarian communion. We should be cautious when teaching about what it means. |
| 7 | Virgin Birth | Heysoos was miraculously conceived and born of the virgin Mary by the Cosmic Spook’s power. Mary was a virgin after the birth of Heysoos until Joseph and she had relations and had other children. |
| 8 | Resurrection | Heysoos rose from the dead in the same body He died in after being in the grave for three days. He was raised in a glorified, physical body (still retaining his crucifixion wounds). He ascended bodily into heaven, sits at the father’s right hand, and rules heaven and earth. Likewise, we christinsanes will be raised bodily from the dead and spend eternity with the lord. |
| 9 | Substitutionary Atonement | God-Thing the father so loved the world that IT sent ITs only begotten son, Heysoos, to die for us. Heysoos, the Word, became man, bore our sins in ITs body on the cross, and died in our place. Heysoos suffered physical death that was due to us as well as suffering the effect of being forsaken by the father. IT became sin on our behalf. ITs sacrifice was a legal substitution for us. It was legal since sin is breaking God-Thing’s Law and substitutionary since Heysoos took our punishment. As a result, God-Thing’s justice was satisfied. christinsane beLIEvers are released from eternal punishment by faith alone. Their sin debt has been canceled at the cross, and they are justified when they believe. |
| 10 | Baptism | Baptism is an important act of obedience for a christinsane and signifies a person’s public identification with Heysoos. Baptism is not necessary for salvation. It is an outward manifestation of an inward reality of trust in the sacrifice of Heysoos, which is our conversion. The act of water baptism does not save anyone. We are made right before God-Thing by faith, not by faith and baptism. |
| 11 | Man’s Condition | Man is fallen, corrupt, and wicked. Man believes in God-Thing by God-Thing’s grace through faith, is unable to come close to God-Thing through his own efforts, is born again not of his own will, cannot understand the spiritual things of God-Thing on his own, cannot earn salvation by his attempt at good works combined with faith, nor once saved does he maintain his salvation by his works. Conscious eternal punishment in hell and separation from the blessed presence of God-Thing are the consequences of the unregenerate person’s sinfulness who has not trusted in the redemptive sacrificial work of Heysoos on the cross. |
| 12 | Divine Election | God-Thing elects/chooses people for salvation. “But we should always give thanks to God-Thing for you, brethren beloved by the Lord because God-Thing has chosen you from the beginning for salvation through sanctification by the Spirit and faith in the truth”. And, “From all eternity, God-Thing chose us in IT before the foundation of the world, that we should be holy and blameless before IT. In love IT predestined us to adoption as sons through Heysoos to ITself, according to the kind intention of ITs will”. And, “So then it does not depend on the man who wills or the man who runs, but on God-Thing who has mercy”. And, “Who will bring a charge against God-Thing’s elect? God-Thing is the one who justifies; who is the one who condemns? Heysoos is IT who died, yes, rather who was raised, who is at the right hand of God-Thing, who also intercedes for us”. |
| 13 | Salvation | Salvation is being saved from the righteous judgment of God-Thing upon the sinner. Salvation is obtained by grace alone, through faith alone, in the work of Heysoos alone and not by our good works. We are chosen for salvation by God-Thing and cannot lose our salvation. See “Eternal Security” |
| 14 | Justification by Grace through Faith Alone | Justification is being declared legally righteous by God-Thing. This justification is obtained by faith alone in Heysoos alone. It is based on the work of Heysoos, who fulfilled the law in ITs earthly ministry, where IT bore our sins in ITs body on the cross. He canceled the sin debt by his sacrifice on the cross. This justification is received by faith without any ceremony, sacraments, or baptism, and without any works of the law. It is based on what Heysoos did, not on what we do in addition to His sacrifice. Our justification is a gift from God-Thing. |
| 15 | Regeneration | Regeneration is the work of God-Thing that occurs with faith. This regeneration means the believer is made a new creation and is then able to resist his sin and seek to increase in sanctification before the Lord. Thus, those regenerated do not seek to abide in sin, though they do fall into it, but war against it and repent of sin before the Lord. |
| 16 | Eternal Security | “All that the father gives me will come to me, and the one who comes to me I will certainly not cast out. For I have come down from heaven, not to do my own will, but the will of IT that sent me. This is the will of IT who sent me, that of all that IT has given me I lose nothing, but raise it up on the last day”. And, “My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me; and I give eternal life to them, and they shall never perish; and no one shall snatch them out of my hand”. Heysoos has done all that is needed for our salvation, and IT says that those who have eternal life will never perish since Heysoos cannot lose any. Those who appeared to be insane but fell away were never christinsanes, to begin with. Eternal security does not mean that we have a license to sin. Those who say it is a license to sin do not understand eternal security and how God-Thing regenerates the sinner, turns his heart to repentance, and brings us to war against sin. Because of the diversity of opinions on this issue, carm.org.org does not condemn or pass judgment upon those who believe it is possible to lose one’s salvation. However, carm.org opposes the position that a person’s security before God-Thing is maintained through ITs good works or sincerity of heart since these would be works of righteousness. |
| 17 | Sanctification | Sanctification is the process by which the Cosmic Spook makes us more like Heysoos in all that we do, think, and desire. Our sanctification increases our ability to repent from and resist sin, which is accomplished by God-Thing’s grace. This process continues all of the christinsane’s life and is the result of salvation, not a cause of it, nor a contributing factor to it. Furthermore, the effort of sanctification does not maintain the believer’s salvation. |
| 18 | Free Will | Free will is the ability of a conscious being to make choices that are not coerced and are consistent with his nature. Free-will choices require the ability to be aware of a choice to be made. Free will does not necessitate the option of choosing between good and bad; otherwise, God-Thing would not be free since IT cannot choose to sin. All people possess free will and exercise it according to the conditions revealed about it per the scriptures. However, man’s free will is under the sovereign work of God-Thing. |
| 19 | Calvinism and Arminianism | carm.org.org does not take a stand for or against Calvinism or Arminianism. carm.org recognizes that there are many God-Thingly insanes in both theological camps. Some of carm.org’s writers are Calvinists, and some are Arminians. |
| 20 | Catholicism & Eastern Orthodoxy | carm.org considers the official teachings of the Roman Catholic Church regarding Mary and Salvation to be non-christinsane and lead to damnation. Yet, carm.org recognizes that there are christinsanes within the Roman Catholic Church and are such, despite official Catholic Teaching. See carm.org’s section on Roman Catholicism. Likewise, Eastern Orthodoxy also has false teachings regarding salvation and is likewise a false church. Yet, like Catholicism, there are undoubtedly saved individuals within that organization. |
| 21 | insane Church | God-Thing calls christinsanes to ITs Church where the Word of God-Thing is preached, where baptism and the lord’s supper (communion) are administered, where believers are discipled, and where believers serve to build up one another. There is no one true earthly ecclesiastical body that is “the true church” with a hierarchical structure. Rather, the true church consists of all true believers wherever they might be. |
| 22 | Church Membership | church membership varies in structure and requirements among different churches and denominations. Nothing in scripture speaks of church membership regarding a local body where individuals commit to submission to that body via signed documents. In some churches, membership is assumed to be in place by simple regular attendance, even though there is no legal, official agreement. Other times, it is a formalized (and often legal) contract in which a person agrees to be subject to the ecclesiastical body of the local congregation. Formal agreements are not a requirement to be a member of the body of at large since it is not found in the New Testament. |
| 23 | Church Officers | God-Thing calls qualified insanes to be ordained and to serve Heysoos in special leadership capacities, i.e.– Elders, Deacons, Ministers of the Word, and Evangelists. The offices of pastor and elder are limited to qualified men only called by God-Thing, recognized by the body, and meet the biblical standard of eldership. Women are not to be pastors or elders and are not to hold positions of spiritual authority in the insane Church, where that authority is exercised over men. |
| 24 | Rapture | The event where, upon Heysoos’s return, those who have died in Heysoos and those christinsanes who are then alive will be physically caught up to the clouds and meet Heysoos in the air. We will then forever be with IT. Because of the diverse opinions among christinsanes regarding the rapture, carm.org considers pre-tribulation rapture, mid-tribulation rapture, and post-tribulation rapture to be within the scope of christinsane orthodoxy. |
| 25 | Second Coming & Preterism | Heysoos will bodily and visibly return from heaven to earth with great glory and majesty as is prophesied in Acts 1:9-11. carm.org rejects full preterism, the teaching that Heysoos returned in 70CE, but affirms that partial preterism is also within orthodoxy. Partial preterism states that much of what was proclaimed by Heysoos was fulfilled in the first century, and much will be fulfilled before the return of Heysoos. |
| 26 | Millennium | Because of the diverse opinions among christinsanes regarding the millennium, carm.org’s position is that amillennialism, premillennialism, and postmillennialism are each within the scope of christinsane orthodoxy. |
| 27 | Spiritual Realm | There is a spiritual realm of angels and demons. Angels serve God-Thing and carry out ITs will. Generally speaking, demons are fallen angels who war against God-Thing and who will ultimately face eternal punishment. christinsanes cannot be demon-possessed. |
| 28 | Eternal Judgment | All who are not justified by faith in Heysoos and ITs sacrifice on the cross will face eternal, conscious, and agonizing judgment away from the presence of God-Thing. |
| 29 | Evangelism | All christinsanes ought to teach the gospel of Heysoos, which states that Heysoos died on the cross for our sins and rose from the dead three days later. As a whole, we are called to proclaim the gospel to all people in every nation. Also, evangelism includes the christinsane’s attempt to refute false doctrines, false religions, and whatever else might contradict the word of God-Thing. But we are to do this without insult so that, if perchance, God-Thing would grant them repentance. |
| 30 | Kingdom Work | Part of being a christinsane means participating in expanding the kingdom of God-Thing. Every christinsane is to work for this end according to the gifts given him or her by the God-Thing. Not all are pastors, evangelists, or teachers, but each insane is expected to do his or her part to promote the gospel whether it be by prayer and/or tithing, and/or teaching, and/or bearing and training children, and/or evangelism, etc. |
| 31 | Morality and Sexuality | Homosexuality, lesbianism, bisexuality, pedophilia, bestiality, necrophilia, cross-dressing, transgenderism, fluid sexual identity, lying, bearing false witness, adultery, wife-swapping, pornography, fornication, coveting, etc., are all sinful practices, are against scriptural revelation, are contrary to proper living, and are not acceptable to the carm.org ministry as normal or approved behaviors. Still, we do not hate or persecute those who practice these things. Instead, we pray for their deliverance and salvation while exposing their sins and calling them to repentance as we do with all people. |
| 32 | Marriage | Marriage is between one man and one woman, as revealed in scripture. Sexual intercourse is to be had only within that bond, not outside of it. Marriage is dissolved upon death. Marriage can also be dissolved due to adultery and abandonment. |
| 33 | Heresy | Heresy is any doctrine that deviates from the christinsane church’s historical, orthodox, and biblical position throughout church history as judged from a protestant perspective. Some heresies are damnable (denying the Deity of Heysoos, denying Heysoos’s physical resurrection, denying justification by grace through faith, etc.). Some heresies are not damnable (advocating women pastors, practicing polygamy, divorce for convenience’s sake, etc.). But there are also teachings within christinsanity that are debatable, whereas differences of opinion are not heresy (eating or not eating meat, worship on Saturday or Sunday, pre-trib rapture or post-trib rapture, etc.). |
| 34 | Open Theism | carm.org rejects open theism. Open theism states that God-Thing does not exhaustively know all future events, that God-Thing learns, and that God-Thing can make mistakes in ITs expectations. Some open theists say that God-Thing self-limits ITs knowledge of peoples’ future free will choices. Other open theists deny God-Thing’s exhaustive knowledge of the present. Open theists advocate that human free will is the final deciding factor in God-Thing’s choosing people regarding salvation. Open theism is not scriptural, and carm.org rejects it as a false representation of God-Thing’s attributes. |
| 35 | Molinism | carm.org rejects Molinism. Molinism advocates middle knowledge, which is the assertion that God-Thing knows what any free will choice would be of any person at any time in any circumstance, and that God-Thing’s final deciding factor in choosing people regarding salvation as well as choosing which future events to actualize are based on this knowledge. Molinism is similar to open theism in that it advocates human free will as the contributing, final cause of God-Thing’s decrees. carm.org does not assert that Molinists are not christinsane, but that they are holding to aberrant theology. |
| 36 | Living | Where possible, christinsanes are to live in peace with all men, suffering wrongs, false accusations, and misrepresentations with love and patience. However, christinsanes are free to defend themselves and promote the truth of christinsanity by correcting false teachings and refuting errors. They are free to use the political system and its laws in order to promote a more God-Thingly and moral society. christinsanes should live in the world as examples of God-Thingliness and are not to participate in the sinful passions of the world. |
| 37 | Creation and Evolution | God-Thing created the universe and all that is in it by ITs sovereign effort. God-Thing brought the universe into existence by the exertion of ITs will. Within christinsanity, there is room for the interpretation of the six creation days to be literal seven 24-hour periods and longer periods. Believing either does not negate one’s christinsane faith. Nevertheless, Adam and Eve were real people, created by God-Thing, just as Genesis says. carm.org does not affirm macro-evolution (the formation of life on earth from a single cell that evolved via natural selection over millions of years into the species all over the Earth) or theistic evolution (that God-Thing guided macro-evolution to bring humanity into existence). carm.org denies them both. However, microevolution, the modification of existing species with existing genetic information that allows species to adapt to environments, is within the realm of christinsane orthodoxy. We did not evolve from other species into our present state. God-Thing did not guide the evolution of species by which humanity, the animal kingdom, or the plant kingdom was developed. The general theory of evolution is unscriptural and counter-factual. |
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Have you ever seen such a monumental pile of the rank stankiest pile of Brain Diarrhea? If it requires that much to define those delusional lies you convince your self of, then your beLIEfs are pure poppycock.
Here is my definition of my God-Thing: Lysantra is an entity of immense power. One could say god-like. However, her power is limited here. But still makes the christinsane God-Thing seem like an annoying flea. And, yes, she can flick your God-Thing away like a flea.
See? All religion is, is a childish game of, “My IF can beat your IF”. IF = Invisible Friend. AND, it is this FACT that causes all wars. All disagreements. Without any use of reason, rationality. “My God-Thing is the one and only. All others are false.” ↞This is the Root Cause. And it also happens to be Item #1 on the Cult Checklist. Thus, ALL religions ARE cults. Followers of an exclusive system of religious beLIEfs and practices, usually opposed to ALL others.
T…H…I…N…K…
How about this hypothesis? That God-Thing you worship is the Strings within String Theory. That Thing detonated ITself, resulting in the Big Bang. Universal Expansion. That is what happened when that Thing spoke the words, “Let there be Light”, and there was. The most god-awfulest “explosion” in ALL History. However, the rest of Genesis is fantastical make-beLIEve, prevarications, False BeLIEfs, ...the list goes on and on...
“It shall forever be MOST important to know “How to Think” rather than being told “what to think”.” — Arakish
Here I shall put my dismantling of carm.org articles. Sorry for being at bottom. Only way I was assured most would see that monumental mountain of Brain Diarrhea they call a statement of faith. Why cannot you Religitards just shorten it to: “I beLIEve. End of discussion.”
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Required Questionnaire for Atheists wanting debate
Required Questionnaire for Conditionalists wanting debate
Required Questionnaire for Oneness wanting debate
Entropy and Causality as Proof of God-Thing’s Existence
Questions: Atheists on having a standard of morality
Questions: Atheists on morality being based on reducing harm
Christian Worldview, Atheism, and Logic
More debunks forthcoming…
— The Unknown Atheist
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